1. If
you can dream it, you can do it. (Walt Disney)
Joke
A mathematician, a statistician and
an accountant apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in mathematician and poses the question: “What does two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies: “Four.”
The interviewer calls in statistician and asks the same question. The statistician say: “On average, four- give or take 5%. But on average four.”
Then the interviewer calls in accountant and poses the same question: “What does two plus two equal?” the accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shades, sits down next to the interviewer and asks him: “What do you want it to equal?”
The interviewer calls in mathematician and poses the question: “What does two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies: “Four.”
The interviewer calls in statistician and asks the same question. The statistician say: “On average, four- give or take 5%. But on average four.”
Then the interviewer calls in accountant and poses the same question: “What does two plus two equal?” the accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shades, sits down next to the interviewer and asks him: “What do you want it to equal?”
2 2. A
woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. ( Abraham
Lincoln)
The boss messaged back: “When I’m unwell, I kiss my wife. Try it.”
After a lapse of two hours, chintoo messaged the boss: “Sir, I’m alright now, your wife is very sweet!”
Joke
Chintoo sent an SMS to his boss: “I’m
unwell, unable to come to work today.” The boss messaged back: “When I’m unwell, I kiss my wife. Try it.”
After a lapse of two hours, chintoo messaged the boss: “Sir, I’m alright now, your wife is very sweet!”
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